Alright Hero Nation, so you guys made it here through some special magical bullshit way. A magic fucking carpet, a sparkling blue portal, a bunch of water spinning in a cyclonic manner but it turns out to be a massive toilet bowl…however you got here. This is the story we’re sticking with. Post a good story on here: a good creepy story, a local urban legend, your grandma’s cousins son-in-law saw an alien, SOMETHING that is worth while to put on the podcast. I don’t want to get on here and read “I saw a ghost, and it farted when it passed me and my girlfriend. It made her throw up!” Get out of here with that Josiah. Make it something good, if it’s fictional, that’s cool too, just let us know that it is, and maybe we’ll find a place for it. Until then, keep it out your…well… EVERYDAY!