Light That’s Fuckin’ Creepy and immediately question every sound your house has ever made.
Hand-poured in the USA with smooth coconut-apricot wax and a sturdy cotton wick, this candle burns slow and steady… unlike your nerves. It melts evenly into a glossy pool of “why does it feel like I’m being watched?” and comes in a reusable glass vessel (amber for dramatic haunted-house glow, clear if you enjoy staring into the abyss as it liquefies). Because nothing says responsible adult like sustainable dread.
The scent opens sweet—lush blackberry that pulls you in like “oh this is nice.” Then the vanilla slides in smooth and warm, wrapping around you in cozy comfort… just long enough for you to realize something feels off. It’s fruity. It’s creamy. It’s that deliciously dark blend of dessert and danger that makes you say the name out loud before you even mean to.
The gold lid seals in the fear between burns, and yes, it meets ASTM safety standards—so the only thing spiraling out of control is your imagination.
Sweet. Sinister. Slightly unhinged.
That’s Fuckin’ Creepy: because sometimes the sweetest things are the ones that make you sleep with the lights on.
Product features
– Up to 20 hours burn time (4oz); up to 50 hours (9oz)
– Eco-friendly, non-toxic coconut apricot wax with cotton wick
– Reusable amber or clear glass vessel with gold lid
– Cashmere Musk fragrance
– Hand-poured in the USA and ASTM safety compliant
Care instructions
– Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering
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