For the person who said “I’ll just have one” and then spent the next three hours negotiating with gravity, snacks, and their own poor judgment.
Edibles & Regrettables is for the beautifully overbaked disaster sitting in the aftermath of gummy confidence and completely avoidable decisions. The graphic brings a stoned ghost, THC-fueled snack chaos, and the exact expression of someone realizing the dose was a little less “relaxing evening” and a lot more “why is time sticky?”
Perfect for smoke sessions, couch lock, movie marathons, snack binges, bad ideas in slow motion, and anyone who has ever looked at an edible package and wildly overestimated their relationship with consequences.
PRODUCT FEATURES
- 100% ring-spun cotton for soft everyday comfort
- Clean tubular fit with no side seams
- Durable collar that survives repeated bad behavior
- High-quality distressed print with loud graphic detail
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Don’t bleach
- Low iron if needed
- May cause overconfidence near gummies
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