Hero of the Month
You want on this Leaderboard, don't ya? There's a few ways to do that, because we know you want on it. Not only does the Hero of the Month get a shout out here and on the podcast, they all get entered to win THE Hero Prize Pack!
Mission Board Guide
How to Get Hero Points
All the ways to earn points for the brave, the weird, and the suspiciously motivated. Apparently you need to know how to earn points to actually earn points. Science.
Daily & Weekly Activities
RepeatableDaily Login
Earn points once per day just for showing up. Bare minimum heroism, but we count it.
Weekly Podcast Word
Current mystery word earns full credit. Previous week earns reduced credit. Archive earns nothing.
Quizzes
Complete active quizzes and collect points based on the quiz rules.
Crossword
Solve the active crossword puzzle when available.
Wordsearch
Find the words, beat the puzzle, pretend this is productive.
Challenges & Community
Active MissionsMystery of the Month
Solve the monthly mystery case file and submit the correct answer.
Riddles
Solve active riddle challenges, clue games, mysteries, and whatever brain traps get added later.
Forum Posts
Weekly community post activity can add points.
Forum Replies
Weekly replies can add points too, because apparently talking back is rewarded here.
Hero of the Month
Leaderboard position comes from earned points. Top Heroes may get shoutouts or prize pack glory.
No Hero Points: Hero Arcade and Hero Simulator are for fun, training, and questionable decision-making only. They do not award points, because letting browser games hold the bank keys would be adorable security malpractice.
Word of the Week
Catch the mystery word from Two Brothers Two Agendas, enter it here, and grab your Hero Points before the week slips into the archive like a little gremlin with a calendar.
The Everyday Heroes
Become an Everyday Hero
Submit your absurd little hero application. Approved recruits may appear in the Hero Files, where glory, questionable aliases, and deeply unnecessary snack lore are preserved for future civilization to judge.
Recruitment Form
Fill it out. Make it weird. Try not to be boring, humanity already cornered that market.
