“Toking Hazard” Graphic Tee

For the person who treats basic safety guidelines like fun little suggestions.

Toking Hazard is for the stoner disaster with a lit joint, zero urgency, and the exact expression of someone who absolutely should not be trusted near heavy machinery, serious conversations, or anything requiring fine motor skills. The graphic brings a baked ghost, caution-sign chaos, red sneakers, and enough warning-label energy to make poor decisions feel oddly official.

Perfect for smoke sessions, concerts, late-night hangs, dispensary runs, and anyone whose version of “being careful” mostly means not dropping the joint.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 100% ring-spun cotton for soft everyday comfort
• Clean tubular fit with no side seams
• Durable collar that survives repeated bad behavior
• High-quality distressed print with loud graphic detail

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Don’t bleach
• Low iron if needed
• May reduce awareness of obvious hazards