These aren’t tickets.
They’re little square warnings for people who park like absolute assholes.
This Unofficial Parking Citation pad lets you call out garbage parking without wasting breath on someone who clearly lost a fight with painted lines. Just check the offense, slap it somewhere appropriate, and let Concerned Citizen do the dirty work.
Perfect for glove boxes, desks, prank gifts, office lots, apartment complexes, and anywhere some entitled bastard treats one parking space like a personal suggestion box.
Bright, rude, and impossible to miss. Like bad parking, but actually useful.
PRODUCT FEATURES
- Bright, crisp color printing for a bold fake-citation look
- 75.2 gsm uncoated white paper with one printed side
- Includes branded Post-it® backing sheet and 3M adhesive
- 50 sheets per pad
- Available in 7 sizes, including square formats
- Assembled in the USA
- Slip-sheet on top for sorting
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Apply only to clean, dry, smooth surfaces
- Do not place where it blocks visibility or creates a safety issue
- Remove gently after use
- Novelty item. Please use responsibly.
- Bad parking, sadly, sold separately.
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