“I Rub My Meat in Public” Grilling Apron ft. Boozer

Finally, an apron brave enough to say what your grill has been thinking. This ridiculous Everyday Heroes apron features Boozer happily saucing up ribs like a backyard BBQ menace, complete with the beautifully stupid slogan: “I Rub My Meat in Public.”

Made from durable polyester with a bold one-sided print, it’s built for smoke, sauce, questionable jokes, and pretending you know exactly when the ribs are done. The detachable black twill straps make it adjustable, comfortable, and slightly more dignified than the phrase on the front deserves.

Perfect for cookouts, smokers, tailgates, and anyone who believes meat jokes are a public service.

Product features

• 100% polyester, because BBQ sauce has no mercy
• Bold one-sided print with Boozer and EH Grill Division artwork
• Detachable black twill straps with reinforced buttonholes
• Overlocked seams for extra durability

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Low iron if needed. Do not dry clean.