“EH Recruiting” Thongs

For the woman who is absolutely not flirting. She is networking. Aggressively.

This “I’m Not Flirting, I’m Recruiting” thong brings flirty EH energy to a soft, stretchy everyday fit. Made from a comfortable polyester-spandex blend, it’s lightweight, breathable, and designed with a low-rise cut that wears smoothly under fitted outfits, leggings, skirts, yoga shorts, or whatever situation required this level of confidence and questionable professionalism.

Featuring the bold slogan design plus the EH logo, it’s a fun gift for your wife, girlfriend, best friend, or any adult woman who enjoys being cute, chaotic, and just legally vague enough to keep things interesting.

Product Features

• Features the “I’m Not Flirting, I’m Recruiting” design and EH logo
• 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Soft, stretchy, and breathable feel
• Low-rise seamless-style fit
• Elastic waistband for comfortable wear
• Single-sided sublimation print
• Great under fitted clothing, leggings, yoga shorts, skirts, and everyday outfits
• Suitable for most adult women

Care Instructions

• Hand wash or machine wash separately. Do not bleach. Do not iron. Air dry naturally.

*Production Note: Small differences in color, size, or print placement may occur due to normal production variation. Recruiting success, emotional restraint, and plausible deniability not included.*