I’m Not Flirting, I’m Recruiting turns workout gear into full EH propaganda, because apparently even cardio needs a recruitment strategy. This bold all-over comic pattern brings bright red, blue, pink, hearts, stars, lightning bolts, and EH logos together in a loud, confident design built for movement, chaos, and pretending you only came to the gym for fitness.
Made with a soft polyester-spandex blend, this short sports tank is breathable, stretchy, and comfortable for workouts or everyday wear. The X-back design adds support and style, while the removable chest pads let you adjust the fit how you like it.
Product Features
- 95% polyester, 5% spandex
- Single-sided sublimation print
- Soft, breathable, skin-friendly fabric
- Sweat-wicking comfort
- Short sporty fit
- X-shaped back design
- Includes removable chest pads
- Great for yoga, pilates, gym workouts, running, training, festivals, lounging, or casual daily wear
Care Instructions
- Hand wash or machine wash
- Do not soak for long periods
- Do not bleach
- Wash below 45°C / 113°F
- Air dry recommended
*Note: Color, placement, and sizing may vary slightly due to production and fabric stretch. Small differences are normal, because fabric is dramatic and machines are petty.*











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