“Hey Asshole!” Women’s Tee

For the woman tired of explaining basic geography to wandering eyes.

“Hey Asshole, My Tits Are Down Here” brings loud pink attitude, crude comedy, and absolutely zero patience to a bold graphic tee made for flirting, offending, and redirecting traffic. With hot pink brush lettering, chunky block text, hearts, sparkle accents, and two very helpful arrows, this design politely announces that if someone is going to stare, they could at least aim correctly. Humanity really did need signage, apparently.

Flirty, pervy, blunt, and deeply unserious, this shirt is perfect for bar nights, bachelorette parties, girls’ trips, concerts, pride events, comedy shows, adult birthday parties, or any situation where subtlety has already been buried in a shallow grave behind good judgment. It is not classy. That is the point.

Product Features

• 100% ringspun cotton with a soft, lightweight feel
• Bold front graphic design
• Semi-fitted cut with side seams
• Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape
• Double-needle hems for durability
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Runs true to size
• Great for parties, bars, festivals, girls’ nights, gag gifts, and making eye contact aggressively uncomfortable

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry medium
• Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Do not iron directly over the design
• Do not dry clean
• May cause staring, laughing, pearl-clutching, and sudden reading comprehension

*Note: Color, placement, and sizing may vary slightly due to production and fabric stretch. Tiny differences are normal, because machines are terrible at comedy but somehow still allowed to participate.*