“Itchy Canoe” Graphic Tee

For anyone currently experiencing canoe itch at a medically concerning Ohio level.

On a Scale of 1–Ohio, How Itchy Is Your Canoe? is perfect for people who don’t need their shirts to explain themselves like some nervous substitute teacher. It’s nonsense. It’s boating. It’s Midwest. It might be contagious.

Wear responsibly. Do not scratch the paddle.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight, breathable comfort
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Ribbed collar and reinforced shoulder tape
• High-quality DTG print
• Tear-away label for comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with similar colors.
• Tumble dry low.
• Do not bleach.
• Do not dry clean.
• Iron or steam on low heat if needed.
• Is your canoe itchy?