Choking Hazard Graphic Tee

Some people are hard to deal with.

You’re harder to tolerate.

“Warning: Choking Hazard” says exactly what it means, followed by the part most people are polite enough not to say out loud. Loud, crude, and just self-aware enough to know why it fits.

Wear it when you feel like being a problem on purpose.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, no excuses
• Clean tubular fit (no side seams)
• Durable collar that holds its shape
• High-quality print that won’t quit

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Don’t bleach
• Low iron if needed
• Try not to make it worse than it already is