Some nights end with tacos.
Some end with fingerprints.
“I’m Going to Need Bail Money” is for the professionally overconfident, questionably supervised, and one bad idea away from a phone call nobody wants to make. Loud, reckless, and aggressively funny, this shirt brings pure chaos energy everywhere it goes.
Perfect for bars, concerts, parties, vacations, and making your friends nervous when you say “trust me.”
PRODUCT FEATURES
- 100% ring-spun cotton for soft comfort and durable wear
- Classic tubular fit with no side seams
- High-quality print built for long nights and poor judgment
- Bold distressed graphics with maximum menace
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Don’t bleach
- Low iron if needed
- Bail money not included
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