Some conversations aren’t worth having.
Some people require props.
“I’d Explain It, But I Left My Puppets At Home” is what you wear when you’re done simplifying things for people who still won’t get it. Dry, sarcastic, and just condescending enough to make the point without repeating yourself.
Not everyone needs an explanation.
Some just need a hint.
Wear it when patience runs out and the bar is still on the floor.
PRODUCT FEATURES
- 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, no nonsense
- Clean tubular fit (no side seams)
- Durable collar that holds its shape
- High-quality print that holds up
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Don’t bleach
- Low iron if needed
- No puppets required
























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