Look, nobody’s saying it was official.
Nobody’s even saying it was approved.
“Touched By An Angel, Probably Without Permission” is what happens when something “holy” shows up uninvited, does something questionable, and leaves you with more questions than answers. Zorbo’s got the halo, the wings, and absolutely zero explanation.
Blessed? Maybe.
Concerned? Also maybe.
It’s dumb. It’s chaotic. It feels like a story you shouldn’t tell out loud but somehow end up wearing on your chest anyway.
Wear it when you’ve got that “something definitely happened here” energy and no intention of clarifying.
PRODUCT FEATURES
- 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, suspiciously comfortable
- Clean tubular fit (no side seams)
- Durable collar that holds its shape
- High-quality print that survives poor decisions
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Don’t bleach
- Low iron if needed
- May attract… attention you didn’t ask for
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