“Hotter than Stable” Women’s Tee

For the walking warning label with a pretty face and a police report waiting to happen.

“Warning: Contents May Be Hotter Than They Are Stable” brings loud red, white, and blue chaos to a bold graphic tee made for flirting badly, making questionable choices, and looking like a romantic liability in public. With oversized comic-style lettering, halftone shading, hearts, explosive accents, and full emergency-sign energy, this design announces that the wearer may be attractive, unfiltered, emotionally flammable, and absolutely not OSHA approved.

Flirty, crude, funny, and proudly unstable in the most recreational way possible, this shirt is perfect for bar nights, bachelorette parties, concerts, girls’ trips, comedy shows, adult birthday parties, red-flag dates, or anyone whose personality comes with a “do not shake” label. It is not subtle. Subtle packed a bag and left after the second drink.

Product Features

• 100% ringspun cotton with a soft, lightweight feel
• Bold front graphic design
• Semi-fitted cut with side seams
• Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape
• Double-needle hems for durability
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Runs true to size
• Great for parties, bars, festivals, girls’ nights, gag gifts, and anyone whose hotness comes with structural concerns

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry medium
• Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Do not iron directly over the design
• Do not dry clean
• Do not expose to exes, tequila, or poor decision-making without supervision

*Note: Color, placement, and sizing may vary slightly due to production and fabric stretch. Tiny differences are normal, because machines can print the warning, but they cannot fix the problem.*