Boozer & Zorbo Acrylic Standee brings two of the Everyday Heroes’ finest little disasters into full freestanding glory. Boozer shows up looking like a haunted bedsheet with commitment issues, while Zorbo poses beside him like an alien who absolutely should not be trusted with your car keys, your leftovers, or basic government paperwork.
Printed in vibrant detail on custom-cut acrylic, this standee is perfect for desks, shelves, podcast setups, merch tables, collectibles, Halloween displays, or anywhere that could use a little supernatural stupidity and extraterrestrial nonsense. It is cute, weird, mildly suspicious, and exactly the kind of thing that makes people ask, “What the hell is that?” which is honestly half the point.
Made from durable cast acrylic, the design has a clean, glossy look with a clear freestanding base, giving Boozer and Zorbo the respect they absolutely have not earned. Great for fans of the Everyday Heroes, Two Brothers Two Agendas, cryptid chaos, ghost nonsense, alien weirdness, and decorative objects that quietly judge your life choices.
Product Features
- 100% cast acrylic
- Custom-cut character shape
- Includes acrylic stand/base
- Freestanding display design
- Vibrant printed Boozer & Zorbo artwork
- Durable, lightweight, and easy to display
- Great for desks, shelves, offices, podcast studios, merch tables, spooky displays, or collectible setups
- Blank product sourced from the USA
Care Instructions
- Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth
- Avoid harsh cleaners or abrasive materials
- Keep away from extreme heat
- Do not bend, drop, chew, haunt, abduct, or use as evidence in an interdimensional incident
*Note: Slight color, cut, and placement variations may occur due to production. Tiny differences are normal, because even acrylic has to survive manufacturing, and frankly it’s doing better than most of us.*
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