Description
Some people see a microphone and think, “Let’s have a thoughtful conversation.”
Zorbo sees a microphone and immediately becomes everyone’s problem.
This loud, ridiculous tee features a smug little alien podcaster living his best chaotic life: headphones on, tongue out, mug in hand, and absolutely zero shame about what good audio does to him. It’s bright, stupid, inappropriate in the dumbest possible way, and perfect for anyone who treats podcasting like a personality disorder with merch potential.
Wear it to the studio, the bar, a con, a live show, or anywhere strangers deserve to wonder if you’re funny, feral, or legally allowed near recording equipment.
Built for long recording nights, bad takes, questionable confidence, and saying “one more episode” like a liar.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m², soft and breathable
- Classic tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape help keep its shape
- Vivid DTG front print with DTF sleeve/neck label options when applicable
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold, max 30°C / 90°F, with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
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