Close encounters aren’t always magical.
Sometimes they’re just… inconvenient.
“Probe-Ably A Pain In The Ass” says what everyone’s thinking and nobody’s volunteering to confirm. Dumb, crude, and just clever enough to get a second look before the realization hits.
Alien humor, zero dignity, and absolutely no follow-up questions.
Wear it if you’re a problem… or if you’ve been one.
PRODUCT FEATURES
- 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, no nonsense
- Clean tubular fit (no side seams)
- Durable collar that holds its shape
- High-quality print that holds up
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Don’t bleach
- Low iron if needed
- Results may vary after abduction
























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