For when “have a nice day” feels dishonest but you still want to maintain a shred of class.
This Eat Shit… Respectfully. tee brings gothic attitude, occult ornamentation, and the kind of polite hostility society honestly deserves. Soft, comfy, and aggressively readable, it’s perfect for bars, bad moods, family gatherings, or silently informing strangers that you were raised right, just not enough to lie.
Wear it proudly, because fuck them. That's why.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
– Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
– Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
– DTG front print with DTF sleeve/neck label options for vivid, durable graphics
– Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
– Do not dry-clean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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