“Contains Nuts” Graphic Tee

For anyone whose life choices come with a snack warning.

This Shirt Contains Nuts and Bad Decisions. So Does My Underwear. is loud, ridiculous, and exactly as mature as it needs to be, which is barely. Perfect for chaos goblins, squirrel people, bad influence friends, and anyone whose personality belongs in a warning label.

Soft, bold, and packed with premium-grade poor judgment.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight, breathable comfort
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Ribbed collar and reinforced shoulder tape
• High-quality DTG print
• Tear-away label for comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with similar colors.
• Tumble dry low.
• Do not bleach.
• Do not dry clean.
• Iron or steam on low heat if needed.
• That's a whole lot of nuts…