“Higher Than Standards” Women’s Tee

Romance is complicated. Weed helps. Standards, apparently, do not.

Higher Than My Standards is for the girl who came prepared to make responsible choices, then got cute, got comfortable, and let the smoke handle quality control. The flirty pink-and-green design brings sweet stoner energy, leafy sass, dreamy smoke clouds, and the exact expression of someone about to say, “He’s not that bad,” while everyone else silently prepares for impact.

It’s cute, it’s baked, it’s a little inappropriate, and it knows damn well the bar was on the floor before somebody lit it.

Perfect for smoke sessions, girls’ nights, concerts, dispensary trips, couch rot with snacks, questionable crushes, and any situation where your standards are technically present but not currently supervising.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 100% ringspun cotton with soft lightweight feel
• Semi-fitted cut with side seams for a flattering shape
• Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for durability
• Double-needle hems that hold up to chaos
• Tear-away label for extra comfort
• Runs true to size

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry medium
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Standards may vary by dosage