“Honor Roll?” Tee

For teens whose biggest achievement today was physically arriving, this tee celebrates the lowest possible version of honor roll.

The doodle-style school graphic brings notebook-paper chaos, alarm-clock resentment, late-assignment energy, and the brutally honest motto: I Barely Rolled Out of Bed, Bruh. Soft, breathable, and easy to wear for school, weekends, gaming, or pretending “being present” counts as a full personality. Honestly, some days it does.

Product features

• 100% lightweight ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable wear
• Bold front graphic with compact EH logo on the back
• Tubular knit construction with no side seams
• Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for durability
• DTF/DTG printed graphics for vivid, lasting detail
• Pearlized tear-away label for comfort
• Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton