I’m Not Flirting, I’m Recruiting brings full Everyday Heroes energy to a bold, cheeky all-over print. Red, blue, pink, hearts, stars, lightning bolts, and EH logos come together in a loud comic-style pattern made for anyone who likes their underwear comfortable, confident, and slightly suspicious.
Soft, stretchy, and lightweight, this women’s thong is designed for a smooth low-rise fit under everyday outfits, leggings, skirts, shorts, or swim-coverup chaos. It is cute, comfortable, breathable, and just bold enough to remind the world that recruitment efforts never really stop. Apparently even laundry day has branding now.
Product Features
- 95% polyester, 5% spandex
- Soft, elastic, breathable fabric
- Low-rise thong fit
- Single-sided sublimation print
- Smooth feel under fitted clothing
- Comfortable elastic waistband
- Suitable for year-round wear
- Great gift for adult women with excellent judgment or questionable friends
Care Instructions
- Machine wash or hand wash separately
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron
- Air dry recommended
*Note: Colors and print placement may vary slightly due to production and fabric stretch. Actual product appearance may differ slightly from mockups, because machines, fabric, and reality remain deeply annoying.*
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