Light it up and let the room fill with the calming scent of sage, sea salt, and whatever questionable decisions led to naming a candle Phreak’s Nutz. Humanity had every chance to be normal. We declined.
This 6oz scented candle is made with natural soy wax in a sturdy glass jar, designed for a clean, low-smoke burn and a slow, relaxing fragrance release. The Sage & Sea Salt scent brings a fresh, herbal, coastal vibe, while the label brings exactly the amount of nonsense your shelf, bathroom, office, or gift basket was missing.
With a 6–8 hour burn time, it’s perfect for relaxing, reading, setting the mood, meditating, or confusing guests who were not emotionally prepared to compliment your Nutz.
Product Features:
- 6oz soy wax scented candle
- Glass jar design
- Sage & Sea Salt scent
- Low-smoke, natural soy wax
- Single-sided UV printed label
- Approx. 6–8 hour burn time
- Great for bedrooms, bathrooms, offices, shelves, gift baskets, and deeply unserious home decor
Care Instructions:
- Store in a dry, cool place away from direct sunlight. Trim the wick to about 0.5 cm before lighting. For best results, burn for no more than 4 hours at a time.
**Safety Note: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep away from children, pets, and flammable objects. Place on a stable, heat-safe surface, because setting the house on fire over Phreak’s Nutz would be a hard story to explain to the insurance company.**
*Production Note: Small color, size, or print placement differences may occur due to normal production variation. Tiny manufacturing chaos, bottled neatly in glass.*
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