“Read Faster” Graphic Tee

For book lovers who believe clothes slow down the plot.

You Read Faster When You’re Naked is bold, stupid, and weirdly believable, which is exactly the kind of science humanity deserves. Perfect for speed readers, bedtime book goblins, chaotic introverts, and anyone who thinks “just one more chapter” is legally binding.

Soft, comfortable, and loud enough to make strangers regret having eyes.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight, breathable comfort
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Ribbed collar and reinforced shoulder tape
• High-quality DTG print
• Tear-away label for comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with similar colors.
• Tumble dry low.
• Do not bleach.
• Do not dry clean.
• Iron or steam on low heat if needed.
• Reading naked is your business. Leaving the curtains open is between you, your neighbors, and whatever local laws still cling to civilization.