Invite absolute nonsense into your home or office with this deeply unnecessary yet strangely essential wall calendar. Zorbo Was Here 2026 documents twelve months of one probe-loving alien making terrible choices in public, from everyday disasters to scenes no responsible species would permit. Each month features a bold, high-resolution full-color image of Zorbo behaving exactly as expected: like he alienated someone.
Beneath every glorious incident is a clean, writable monthly grid printed on some paper stuff, so you can mark appointments, birthdays, existential deadlines, or the next reported sighting. Durable spiral binding and a centered hanging hole make it easy to display in kitchens, offices, garages, interrogation rooms, or anywhere taste has already collapsed.
This premium calendar delivers sharp imagery, sturdy construction, and year-round evidence that intelligence in the universe is wildly overrated.
Product features:
- Writable month grids that might handle pens and markers without smudging
- Large, vibrant full-color monthly images featuring Zorbo’s ongoing public decline
- Durable spiral binding with centered 4mm hanging hole for easy display
- Thick premium paper stock with a quality feel
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