Ctrl + Alt + Deceive Graphic Tee

Some people fix the system. Others know it’s already broken.

“Control + Alt + Deceive” is what happens when tech jokes stop being jokes and start feeling a little too on-the-nose. A familiar face, a not-so-subtle twist, and just enough conspiracy flavor to make people uncomfortable in all the right ways.

Wear it if you like your jokes a little sharp and your conversations slightly off the rails.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, actually comfortable
• Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean fit
• Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape
• High-quality DTG print that holds up

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Low iron if needed
• Don’t bleach
• Skip the dry cleaner

Reset. Reboot. Reconsider.