Some people fix the system. Others know it’s already broken.
“Control + Alt + Deceive” is what happens when tech jokes stop being jokes and start feeling a little too on-the-nose. A familiar face, a not-so-subtle twist, and just enough conspiracy flavor to make people uncomfortable in all the right ways.
Wear it if you like your jokes a little sharp and your conversations slightly off the rails.
PRODUCT FEATURES
- 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, actually comfortable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean fit
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape
- High-quality DTG print that holds up
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Low iron if needed
- Don’t bleach
- Skip the dry cleaner
Reset. Reboot. Reconsider.

























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