You’re Not Crazy, You’re Just Listening is the official uniform of people who “only put one episode on” and then suddenly it’s 2:47 AM and every noise in the house is a demon with a résumé.
This tee is soft, comfy, and socially useful. The design does the heavy lifting: a ghost and an alien posted up at the mic like it’s a late-night recording session, drinks on the table, and that smoky little reassurance hovering overhead like your last shred of sanity trying its best. Classic fit, easy to wear, and perfect for recording nights, road trips, conventions, or just letting strangers know you’re not unwell, you’re just informed.
Wear it proudly. If anyone judges you, that’s their problem. Probably.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
– Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
– Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
– DTG front print with DTF sleeve/neck label options for vivid, durable graphics
– Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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