For anyone whose inner world can only be measured in raccoons.
How Many Raccoons Tall Are You, Emotionally? is chaotic, weirdly personal, and deeply unscientific, which makes it basically modern psychology with better fur. Perfect for raccoon lovers, emotional disasters, trash goblins, and anyone operating somewhere between “doing fine” and “screaming into a dumpster.”
Soft, bold, and emotionally unstable in all the right ways.
Product Features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight, breathable comfort
- Seamless tubular knit construction
- Ribbed collar and reinforced shoulder tape
- High-quality DTG print
- Tear-away label for comfort
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold with similar colors.
- Tumble dry low.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not dry clean.
- Iron or steam on low heat if needed.
- DYK- The human anus can fit two adult raccoons…
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